Filed under: Food Writing
I suppose it’s human nature to love that which you cannot have. In my case, this usually extends to all things relating to cows, which produce magical milk products that render my stomach useless. However, every August, I am visited by the nagging sensation that I am missing out on something other than brie, gelato, and whole milk.
That thing is a tomato.
One of my best friends is legitimately allergic to the things and so when she says she can’t eat them, it’s true. My reasons are more complicated. Quite simply, the texture of a raw tomato turns my stomach. I can eat them grilled, toasted, roasted, and cooked in every which way. But what I really yearn for is the ability to take a bite out of one of those ripe Jersey tomatoes everyone won’t shut the fuck up about without feeling the need to retch. ‘
Tis the season for tomato worship and every Tom, Dick, and Harry seems to be holding some kind of festival showing off their seasonal crop. As a foodie, it feels criminal to stand by and watch as people lovingly salt tender red skins and eat heirlooms like apples. When I fantasize about what I’m missing, I turn to Pablo Neruda to express the inexpressible.
Filed under: Food Writing | Tags: Garcia's, Italian Market, Johnny Depp, Le Creuset, Miami, Philadelphia, Spice Corner

I spent the last week visiting family and friends in the oven known as south Florida. It was actually better than expected and I had one spectacular meal at a little Cuban seafood joint known as Garcia’s, located on the Miami River. If you’re ever in the neighborhood, I highly recommend the conch fritters, fish ceviche, shrimp creole, yellow rice, and sweet plantains. However, I must admit I was stressing about the trip the week before leaving. After all, I associate Florida with white loafers, bad drivers, and fake boobs. So before I boarded the plane, I engaged in some retail therapy at the Italian Market. It’s been awhile–I used to live in South Philly and I always associate 9th Street with near fatal bicycle crashes while avoiding the flaming oil drums vendors set afire in the winter.
I went to Fante’s and admired their stacks of Le Creuset (which I will likely never afford but love to ogle) while picking up a thermometer, whisk, citrus reamer, hanging fruit basket, and kabob skewers. Not terribly exciting, but necessary. I had to drag myself away before I did some serious damage and returned home with a much-coveted grill pan, slow cooker, and crepe pan. There’s something about a well-stocked kitchen that naively makes me believe that some day my cooking won’t taste like re-hydrated filth.
On my way home, I noticed a painting of Johnny Depp gracing the outside of the Spice Corner, which really just increases my respect for that establishment all the more.

